I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess

Jun 04

Oh God My Dad's On Tumblr: thisisthinprivilege: Thin privilege is not having your parents offer... -

ohgodmydadson:

thisisthinprivilege:

Thin privilege is not having your parents offer to pay your tuition fees…but only if you lose weight first.

That isn’t THIN privilege, it’s PARENT privilege. See, your parents have been around long enough that they don’t care what bullshit reasons you claim in public…

May 29

girlwiththelionstail:

I’m crying because of how true this is. You can erase race and replace it with being transgender or queer or female and it’s probably more accurate but fucking still. 

girlwiththelionstail:

I’m crying because of how true this is. 

You can erase race and replace it with being transgender or queer or female and it’s probably more accurate but fucking still. 

Aug 29

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

My dad is 81 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.

(Source: privatethoughtshour, via indigoanatomy)

Jul 17

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Apr 26

nfloffseason:

Draft Day.  Here it is.  Man, this feels good.  The only day of the year where every single team gets better. Every fan has something to look forward to.
Here’s a new wrinkle. The NFL Network and ESPN has reached an agreement to not show any potential draft picks on the phone. In years past you always knew the next pick because they would be the player talking on the phone to their new team (sometimes agent).  This would happen minutes before the pick was announced by the commissioner. This year, you won’t see any of that on tv, or so we are being told. The idea being that it will be a complete surprise when Goodell announces the pick.
That is unless you are following the draft on Twitter which will surely break the news the moment it unfolds in real time.

As it should be! Lets go Bears! Get some good picks tonight!

nfloffseason:

Draft Day.  Here it is.  Man, this feels good.  The only day of the year where every single team gets better. Every fan has something to look forward to.

Here’s a new wrinkle. The NFL Network and ESPN has reached an agreement to not show any potential draft picks on the phone. In years past you always knew the next pick because they would be the player talking on the phone to their new team (sometimes agent).  This would happen minutes before the pick was announced by the commissioner. This year, you won’t see any of that on tv, or so we are being told. The idea being that it will be a complete surprise when Goodell announces the pick.

That is unless you are following the draft on Twitter which will surely break the news the moment it unfolds in real time.

As it should be! Lets go Bears! Get some good picks tonight!

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Apr 21

Get on my level.  I am totally this guy.

Get on my level.  I am totally this guy.

(Source: englishmajorprobs)

Shhh they haven’t caught on yet

Shhh they haven’t caught on yet

(Source: englishmajorprobs)